Back when compact discs were all the rage, if you didn’t care for the album art, it really didn’t matter. You probably just took it out of it’s cover and threw it in a giant CD Holder or used a CD-R that your friend burnt for you (probably with the incorrect tracklisting) anyway. In the age of iPods and iPhones though, the album cover is what identifies the track, you look at it everytime the song plays and often browse albums by art. So if I shuffle to one of my favorite tracks and I look down to see some crappy looking album art staring back at me, it causes the equivalent of a mental train wreck. It’s an internal battle of good vs. bad that I’d rather not have to deal with.
While most bands seem to create generally appealing and sometimes fantastic cover art some just really stand out, in a bad way. Here’s some of the worst album covers that were created by some of my favorite artists. I plead to you, hire some better graphic designers! Sound off on your least favorite album covers in the comments.
The Mountain Goats have generally been pretty lo-fi with their album covers but Get Lonely just took it too far. I’m not at all a fan of the all-caps, italics text and the whole cover is ridiculously off balance. There had to be a better way to frame that boxing guy then with that crappy looking marble stuff. The album ranked high on my list of favorite albums of ’06, but the album cover was one of my least favorites of the year (unfortunately I didn’t make that list). Even a messy stack of undeveloped camera film is better than this.
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This one probably disturbs me the most since The Execution of All Things is such a great album, definitely my favorite of Rilo Kiley‘s career (assuming they don’t make a miraculous comeback). The album cover though looks like it’s trying to be artsy but just turns out as a muddy mess. The worst thing is that it doesn’t fit the music at all, which is anything but bland and actually exhibits quite a bit of youthfulness.
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The album cover for Cat Power‘s The Greatest was trying to make a simple statement with the gold chain, but it turns out looking really cheap and kitschy. Also, the whole boxing gloves thing takes away any subtlety that the album cover could have had. I don’t know what the idea going into the pink background was but it doesn’t match the warm tones of the album at all. Thankfully, a new cover was released that was much more fitting featuring Chan in sepia tones.
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This album art for …And The Glass Handed Kites is so bad that it’s disturbing. It could almost be put in the horribly awesome category, but that might be giving it too much credit. The photoshop work here is just offensive, it looks like something a junior-higher would do for a few laughs before throwing it away. What the hell does Mew think eating each other represents? I love the epic dream-pop sound, but I can’t get over how bad this cover is.
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I love the art for their newest album but Cloud Cult‘s creepy album cover for Advice From The Happy Hippopotamus doesn’t appeal to me at all, even if the album is thoroughly awesome. The frame really clashes with the rest of the cover and I don’t understand why they needed to put a boy on the front, when showing an empty room could have been a much stronger statement. What really tops it all off is the stupid looking hippo in the background. Come on!
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Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin somehow manages to make a plain black background with some dead flowers boring. How did they do it! Seriously though, for quirky fun pop music this has to be the worst idea for a cover ever. With such a wacky band name you would think they could come up with something funner than some dead ugly flowers for Broom, what does that represent anyway? The horribly bland all-caps serif font just puts the nail in the coffin.
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Kala hasn’t even been released yet, but the cover is so bad that I felt like it had to be mentioned. Usually you don’t want to feel like you’re going to vomit when you look at an album but that seems to be the thing that M.I.A. is going for here. There’s something truly awful about those color patterns and you can barely read the blocky words on the front. M.I.A.’s first album used some of the same repetition and eye-grabbing color themes and made it look cool. This cover though, really can’t get any worse.
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